Wednesday, February 17, 2010

HEY THIS HELIX IS GOLLY

Bryan: Oh lordie these people. Helix runs a GUI scripting interface, which means there's a computer that noone can touch because Helix uses the mouse and keyboard. So someone comes along and tries to use this computer to brows the web, but helix keeps trying to launch the hospital software so it can enter results
Bryan: so the enterprising webbrowsing individual uninstalls the hospital software to prevent it from popping up
Bryan: I guess the desktop wallpaper that said in big red letters DO NOT USE THIS MACHINE FOR ANY PURPOSE wasn't to their liking either because they changed that to the pretty windows hills
me: did they offer up all their stupid actions or did you have to give a questionnaire?
Bryan: no I looked around and found that someone ran the uninstaller over the weekend and prior to that and after that they were browsing the web looking for pot roast recipes
Bryan: So figure out who had pot roast on Sunday and you've got your person who should be fired for .... I dunno you just don't want someone who does that on your staff. Oh I need to make a latte so I'll unplug this respirator for a while

Bryan: but handsomest man ever who I will gladly caress with mouth, you ask, "Won't they freeze in a giant unthawable block?"
Stop you're making me blush, but that's right!
The solution being to lay the slices out on a sheet pan and freeze them then once they're hard you dump them into a freezer bag

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