discretion

Bryan: I know this is going to sound nerdy, but there is this Horse in Icecrown Citidel. This Horse is so heroic that when you start fighting trash he decides he will not go quietly into the night so he runs on over and starts attacking the zombies. A horse. Runs over. Fights zombies.
Then after the first one dies he decides discretion is the better part of valor and hoofs it from the fray. On the way back he says to himself, "I am not a horse. I an The Horse" and starts returning to the fight. About halfway back he says "neigh way" and runs away and spends the rest of the fight becoming brave then coawardly
me: LOL he just runs back adn forth?
Bryan: yeah he just starts glitching
me: I SHALL ATTACK! but i just got a hooficure. NEVERTHELESS I AM SIR SNORTSALOT! yeah but i really don't want to stain my coat.
Bryan: but why a horse would decide to help on trash I do not understand
lol a hooficure
I'm coming! But first let me get my oats
me: that story is nerdy and delightful and i am full of glee
Bryan: but whatever, he is a courageous equine
me: quite!!
where does he come from?
is he yours?
Bryan: no he's ... ambient horse?
he's just chillin by the entrance
me: and is like, ooh these humanoids often carry carrots in their pockets. i shall follow them!
Mike: It's obvious why the horse would want to help
He needs to upgrade his saddle
or bridle
maybe new PURPLE horseshoes

total eclipse of the heart

me: What follows mass as the most popular activity in U.S. Catholic churches?
Mike: Sexual Molestation of young boys?