bubble spinner

me: mike is confused that she doesn't have a boyfriend since she likes giving bjs
apparently this is a major selling point
Bryan: it is a facet of pretty much the only selling point

Bryan: nooo I was just joking, do you think I care how many women I disappoint? If I actually cared about that I would have stopped teh exsay years ago

Bryan: "An anonymous study of 2,000 British men and women concluded that out of all jobs, computer geeks make the best lovers." its true we do a lot of research
me: also wtf that is so wrong in so many ways no that's absolutely not.
i'm not saying they're bad but come on now
a farmer or mechanic knows a lot more about physical movement than a codemonkey
Bryan: but they're least likely to care
we're just so happy to have someone else there while we're having the exsay

dollywood

Mike says:
You are, somehow, simultaneously amazing and terrible at being the local slut.

re: drinking

me: by the end of the evening you're all squashed on a couch, fighting over the one duvet, laughing because you just got beer down your shirt, yelling that someone is hogging the popcorn, shushing everyone cuz you can't hear what ace ventura is saying, and arguing whether a bear or a marmoset would win a fight but not particularly caring because you're almost out of vodka and GUYS THIS IS A PROBLEM, WHO WANTS TO LAUNCH A RECON MISSION (oh i do!) so you find your shoes for 15 minutes and stagger on down to the store and come back triumphantly with baileys, toaster strudel, and a potted plant

Mike: If I'm drunk, the likelyhood of pants being taken off would be higher than normal.
me: that's the glory of drunk!

Mike: Don't Kelsa and Drive.

Mike: Let's put it this wayI played with my Aunt, Nathan, Amanda/Hope last weekend
I was last
me: nathan is 5?
Mike: yeah it was effing ridiculous!
Mike: he just randomly swings his arms violently
STRIKE
STRIKE
STRIKE
Hope fucking turned around and bowled backwards with her eyes closed
STRIKE

me: mike (onyxus) is marreid
and he thinks he would end up missing pants if he came up here to party
and who wouldn't, really?
Bryan: so his pants come off and you tell him jokes until he gets divorced?
me: LOL they're so bad that when he repeats them his wife leaves him?

the greatest fan of your life

Bryan: when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face? well, let's just say I get a sudden movement caused by the release of something elastic

i don't have time to map out the fish patterns!

Invictus says:
hey if someone is looking ill do you say "you look peaked" or "you look pea-KED?"
Bry says:
peaked? wtf no I would say peak-ED but I'm not from London so I say "you look like shit, bro"

junkindatrunk

me: i do not know about hte TVs but i know i can bring over my 15" flat screen if people promise not to laugh and point
it has feelings too
graham: just cover its speakers

the bridge outside of moose jaw

me: what are the risk categories of canada?
i'll tell you if i own them yet
Bryan: Eastern Canada, Central Canada, Western Canada, Northwest Territory
me: oh wtf i don't own any of those
Bryan: I don't know why they just didn't name them all Northern America ft. Alaska