urfin!

Bryan: Google just released their new voice control software yesterday so I installed it on my phone. Now it doesn't just do a google search OR a contact search, now it combines the two so when I said "call dad on mobile" it gets my current location, googles something, understands I said "call" and suggests "Call Florida Southern College?" and "Call The University of Tampa?"
A whole new level of misdialing keith at home is about to begin

me: Inquiry:
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Hi. Is there any discount for purchasing a case as opposed to individual
bottles? Can a case be of mixed wines? Is delivery available to Ottawa?

Thanks!
Kelsa

Dear Kelsa

Free with one case. It is simplest to come to the winery.

Regards,
Bert Andrews

Bryan: hahahahahahhaa

me: ... it's free because i come to the winery?
Bryan: "I have been all day winery"

translation: I drink a lot of the product

"When assembling skuvnaar, it is best to be two people"

me: wtf are you going on about

Bryan: your response

me: not MY response

Bryan: well except the last line

the response you got
me: LMFAO wait, the first kelsa is the last line of my inquirty

btw

Bryan: what? how is this confusing at all?

Dude Says: Free with one case. It is simplest to come to the winery.
If he had typed another sentence it might have been: "I have been all day winery"
Which I think means: I [Bert] drink a lot of the product

which reminds me of how the instructions from Ikea are:
When assembling skuvnaar, it is best to be two people
me: a) you never told me ikea shit so HAHAH that's funny and now you understand dammit

b) why on earth would that be his next sentence?

c) free? free delivery with one case but come to the winery to pic it up?
Bryan: because his first sounds like he sucked on a big bag full of paint before he typed it

me: "free with one case?"

Bryan: yeah it lacks an object!

you asked like 4 questions and he says "free with 1 case!"

whatever I give up

brewskie

Bryan: call amex, find out what the problem is, they need the bank to verify, shit the bank doesn't have this address. Call the bank get them to change the address, well we can only change one of your 3 addresses, ok change that one then, try to explain how to spell corkwood several times. CORK WOOD. Sporknude? CORKWOOD. Sherwood? ffs.