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me: trivia question today was "how many stars on the american flag"
Bryan: 13! well and one for Haiti. oh wait 26 if you count the ones on the back too, and then 24 printed in invisible thread for our shadow provinces. So I guess that makes 50 total

me: HOW MANY AMERICAN STATES ARE THERE
Brian: At least 1.
Oh wait, I thought that said "How many american states hate me"
Jeez, I need caffiene

Brian: I'm sorry, the states are mostly useless!
Each state itself, not the country.
Brian: It's like why keep track, there's only 5 or 6 anyone ever wants to go to!

Brian: Haha, what a meathead. The only thing you should put in your mouth at parties is your own alcohol or other people's body parts.