pembroke

Mike: ASCII Penis means never having to say "Is it in yet?"

movin' on up

me: oh man i do feel bad though

3 years of peace ina field with her mom

then suddenly people are purposely hurting her to test her, jabbing her with needles, loading her n a big scary steel box, and overall expecting things

Bryan: LOL just like college!

cheer up, magellan

rod: do you have any reports?
me: yeah, embrun and pembroke
rod: any city of ottawa reports?
me: yeah.... embrun and pembroke
rod: those are ultramar
me: are they?
rod: pembroke's not in ottawa
me: ah yes.
rod: .... neither is embrun

graham: due process is just like showing your work in math, if you know the answer why bother!

santa baby

me: he's prepping for a bj and hasn't anyone told you that girls ADORE giving bjs?
Bryan: Oh is that for everyone they get that excited? I thought they just really appreciated my unit
me: we LOVE to jam things that have been sweating in polyester all day into our most delicate orifices full of bacteria!
Bryan: I think I like you a little less now that I know how much you resent things

ponce

Bryan: oh pervy is all I know

But generally more tasteful than my earlier statement

(monocle)

me: LOL

i am a most tasteful purveyor of the clam

Bryan: See now I sound like some sort of cross between an english prince and a sailor

rosie 2.0

Bryan: fuck robots that can make a goddamn pancake, when are we going to have the robot that cleans up the mixing bowl and wipes down the counters?

google moon

Bryan: But anyway let me tell you about salted cod pieces. I assume that Newfies must drink sea water instead of fizzy water. Those salted cod pieces are the saltiest thing I've ever eaten, and I've once eaten a whole bowl of salt
Bryan: I think I went blind in one eye after a few pieces