pee funnels

Brian: We went to a movie last night!
It was that one with Gerald Buttler.
And I was sitting right in the middle of the isle.
With a popcorn and a big coke!
And I guess you can see where this is going!
But I was just gonna hold it, but then something really sudden and surprising happened on screen. And I was like "Oh god if that happens again!" So I had to climb over everyone.

me: oh i frequently have a grotesque smile in on my face in exultant glee while clapping my hands together and wheezing