Tuesday, September 15, 2009

the o.c.


me:
but im' telling you that i was fearing for my life when i saw all that mould
Mike: You know what I do about that
MY FUCKING DISHES!

Bryan: there's an ad in Food n' Wine where it says "Scratch and sniff" and I spent a good minute trying to ascertain if it was a hoax before I fell for it

me: (678): so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Mike: Makes sense to me
Explains why the churches seem to produce so many missionaries as well

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