Mike: built in penis pump?
awesome
me: yes, microsoft thinks of EVERYTHING
Mike: gives a new meaning to the term Microshaft
methinks
also, that's the best penis pump company name ever!
me: micro? does not imply good pumping
it should be MACROSHAFT
or UBERSHAFT
or THE GIGANTOR
Mike: Here at Microshaft, we care about the size of your penis, and want to help you develop the Ubershaft you've always wanted.
me: To this end we have created the new, revolutionary GIGANTOR pump.
Mike: See this scale drawing where we put the Gigantor next to the Empire State Building
notice how it's nearly half the height of the building
me: ahahha
Mike: Just think, if Earth was ever invaded by giant Amazon alien women standing thousands of feet tall, you'll be prepare to satisfy them like no normal man ever could.
GIGANTOR: Become Earth's last line of defense.
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