wtf, why did it change to double-spaced halfway through?

me: Curiously, one component of breast milk is something that infants cannot digest: oligosaccharides. Research in the last few years has shown that these oligosaccharides stimulate particular bacteria in the intestine, which is a beneficial process. "The mother is recruiting another life form to baby-sit the infant," German said
cool and creepy!
Mike: i recruit other life forms to babysit all the time
Purple dinosaurs

Mike: what do you mean by "in front of"?

i prefer privacy when using the restroom at all times, but if i really have to go i wont' force her out of the bathroom or anything

but i'm not like "HEY BABY WATCH THIS, I CAN SPELL MY NAME IN THE WATER"

me: okay, creepiest couple

r.kelly and dakota fanning

Mike: LOL

good one

dunno if i can top that

Michael Jackson and MacCauley Culkin

me: AHAHAH


Mike: okay, so missing the bowl
i would agree that in general this is unacceptable
the only times i would think this is okay
1. You're pretty much asleep, or barely awake and you either:
a) have your eyes mostly closed
b) don't turn on the lights
2. I've missed the bowl when i was screwing around, like trying to flush while urinating to speed up the process or something
so yeah
STAND STILL
cardinal rule numero uno