inanity

me: do you ever smell feet?
erm like randomly
like get a waft of feet
Mike: haha sure
me: i don't think it's my feet
whose feet are stinking up my office?
Mike: you're in your office...it's your feet
you can't push that on someone else, get some foot deoderant
me: no i just smelled them, it's not them
Mike: shoes?
me: maybe it's something else that SMELLS like feet
feet smell suspiciously like cheese
maybe someone is eating cheese
Mike: is it Gouda?
LOL I SO FUNNY
me: ahahaha i wouldn't have got that that was a joke if you hadn't written that
Mike: yeah i realized after i read it that it made no sense when not verablized