laaaayyyydehhhhh

Marco: at some pointy ou'll just fall into a relationship
me: ugh go nap, you depress me

Mike: Redhead is a poor man's exotic

April: "you're not a lion tamer? But I only became friends with you several years ago on the off chance that in the future I would discover that you are a lion tamer! This friendship is ruined!"

Mike: Are you sure you're not really a guy?
You have entirely too much trouble getting laid to be a female

me: yeah bryan says i'm really "unique"and i was like "you don't even know my phobia yet"
and then he fell off the bed laughing
Mike: He really has no idea what he's getting into
me: poor guy