can you dig it?

me: hey... you'd still do me, right?
Bryan: In an instant!
WaitI'd start in an instant
Bryan: and finish like 2 instants later

Mike: impressive, a whole 2 instants
Mike: personal best: 1.56
though i average around :0.73
the best was after 7 red bulls and a line of cocaine

Bryan: Apparently now I no longer have to be registered to marry people in Florida, as any ordained minister is allowed.
However, to get your license you must complete a minimum 4 hour training course on how to be berried
*merriged
*married
Bryan: But my Premarital Preparation Course is a 4 hour suck and #*$# session to help prepare the bride for blissful matrimony

Mike: Bryan's Primae Noctis Premarital Prep Course
BRAVEHEART STYLE!