regarding vampires

Eugene: that should be enough. we can go by car and/or train
i have not googeearth moldova. or transylvania. there are some tall mountains there..
maybe we can stay with some peasants and drink fresh goats milk or blood, whichever is offered
and rush about in wooden cloggs
and have a wooden peg ready, just in case


me: hey!
chris: hey...
me: where are you?
chris: loeb, why? do you need nutella?
me: ketchup chips!
chris: ... there are only two things in your office, and i guessed the wrong one.


From a Russian etiquette site:
"Russians are hooligans. It's not because we're bad - we just like everything extraordinary. But too often we don't express this feeling enough, so when it comes out, it's like a volcanoe. That's why you hear our tourists singing folk songs at 3am and that's why we make a revolution every 80 years."