discretion

Bryan: I know this is going to sound nerdy, but there is this Horse in Icecrown Citidel. This Horse is so heroic that when you start fighting trash he decides he will not go quietly into the night so he runs on over and starts attacking the zombies. A horse. Runs over. Fights zombies.
Then after the first one dies he decides discretion is the better part of valor and hoofs it from the fray. On the way back he says to himself, "I am not a horse. I an The Horse" and starts returning to the fight. About halfway back he says "neigh way" and runs away and spends the rest of the fight becoming brave then coawardly
me: LOL he just runs back adn forth?
Bryan: yeah he just starts glitching
me: I SHALL ATTACK! but i just got a hooficure. NEVERTHELESS I AM SIR SNORTSALOT! yeah but i really don't want to stain my coat.
Bryan: but why a horse would decide to help on trash I do not understand
lol a hooficure
I'm coming! But first let me get my oats
me: that story is nerdy and delightful and i am full of glee
Bryan: but whatever, he is a courageous equine
me: quite!!
where does he come from?
is he yours?
Bryan: no he's ... ambient horse?
he's just chillin by the entrance
me: and is like, ooh these humanoids often carry carrots in their pockets. i shall follow them!
Mike: It's obvious why the horse would want to help
He needs to upgrade his saddle
or bridle
maybe new PURPLE horseshoes

total eclipse of the heart

me: What follows mass as the most popular activity in U.S. Catholic churches?
Mike: Sexual Molestation of young boys?

womanly curves

Bryan: When I see Dismas that sounds like what I'm getting Todd's mother for Christmas. "Todd's mama is so ugly, when she sits on the sand at the beach cats try to bury her. Yo, merry DISmas, b1tch!"

rothstein

Bryan: or see "Werner R (2005). A massage therapist's guide to Pathology. 3rd edition. Lippincott Williams & Wilkins, Pennsylvania, USA." for information about how they are linked with connective tissue degredation

That does not sound like a reputable source of information does it?

Bryan: That's like The Strippers Guide to ROTH IRA Accounts

the spider awards

Bryan: This site is subtitled "The Most Sensual BJ on the Internet"
I assume that means there's some nice music playing in the background
me: also that it's in slo-mo
Bryan: hahahaha I bet
Bryan: LMAO slowmo

in the name of love

Bryan: I have a motorola H...820? something like that. I can hear ok on it but as with all bluetooth mics the mic is extremely shittastic and should never be used for conversation unless you're using it as a last line of communication during the zombie uprising

bob seeeeeeeeeeeger

Bryan: 5250 is fun to say because it sounds like a badass number doesn't it? (deep voice) fifty two fiftyyyy!

Bryan: (sings) and these are all the keys of the com pu ter board

Brian: You know, I wasn't gonna bang randoms for me. But I'll do it for you.