womanly curves

Bryan: When I see Dismas that sounds like what I'm getting Todd's mother for Christmas. "Todd's mama is so ugly, when she sits on the sand at the beach cats try to bury her. Yo, merry DISmas, b1tch!"

rothstein

Bryan: or see "Werner R (2005). A massage therapist's guide to Pathology. 3rd edition. Lippincott Williams & Wilkins, Pennsylvania, USA." for information about how they are linked with connective tissue degredation

That does not sound like a reputable source of information does it?

Bryan: That's like The Strippers Guide to ROTH IRA Accounts

the spider awards

Bryan: This site is subtitled "The Most Sensual BJ on the Internet"
I assume that means there's some nice music playing in the background
me: also that it's in slo-mo
Bryan: hahahaha I bet
Bryan: LMAO slowmo

in the name of love

Bryan: I have a motorola H...820? something like that. I can hear ok on it but as with all bluetooth mics the mic is extremely shittastic and should never be used for conversation unless you're using it as a last line of communication during the zombie uprising

bob seeeeeeeeeeeger

Bryan: 5250 is fun to say because it sounds like a badass number doesn't it? (deep voice) fifty two fiftyyyy!

Bryan: (sings) and these are all the keys of the com pu ter board

Brian: You know, I wasn't gonna bang randoms for me. But I'll do it for you.

h1n1

Bryan:

Siemens: Hopsital X is complaining that their interface is not working

Me: Hopstidal X isn't one of our customers

Siemens: Ok but I can't even find the Helix service to try and restart it

Me: They're not one of our customers

Siemens: It this HL7? Can you tell if you're getting ADT?

Me: They... they don't have our software. WE're not getting anything because we're not installed there

Siemens: So can you call their IS department and tell them you're not getting anything?

/facepalm

pee funnels

Brian: We went to a movie last night!
It was that one with Gerald Buttler.
And I was sitting right in the middle of the isle.
With a popcorn and a big coke!
And I guess you can see where this is going!
But I was just gonna hold it, but then something really sudden and surprising happened on screen. And I was like "Oh god if that happens again!" So I had to climb over everyone.

me: oh i frequently have a grotesque smile in on my face in exultant glee while clapping my hands together and wheezing