narco's show horses' names

Allah Alfalfa, in deference to the 9/11 Budweiser commercial
Commodore64
Time to Touch
Sir Loin
MC Clip Clop

chicachica

Bryan: LOL at technobeats
everything comes with technobeats now
Helix 2 point technobeats-o
me: vmmf vmmf vmmf vmmf IN-SERT BLOOD NOW vmmf vmmf vmmf vmmf NOW OXY-GEN READINGS vvmf vmmf vmmf vmmf WHAT IS PATIENT NAME OH YEAH YEAH vmmf vmmf vmmf cmmf
Bryan: Doot doot doot DATE Of birth oot ootoot
me: ERR-OR, ERR-OR, mmtzz mmtzz mmtzz mmtzz
Bryan: W-w-w-w-w-w-weeping

me: mike says i'm snobby sometimes!
Bryan: when are you snobby? you drink wine from an IV bag
Bryan: just because you like horses and tiaras doesn't mean you're snobby

a day at the office

coworker, talking to another coworker on the phone about a site visit on federal army land:

"no keys??!"
(pause)
"well can you break in?"
(pause)
"well do you have a sledgehammer?"

Mike: hmm, I almost quoted Pocahontas to a coworker
i forget such things are only valid in our world

discretion

Bryan: I know this is going to sound nerdy, but there is this Horse in Icecrown Citidel. This Horse is so heroic that when you start fighting trash he decides he will not go quietly into the night so he runs on over and starts attacking the zombies. A horse. Runs over. Fights zombies.
Then after the first one dies he decides discretion is the better part of valor and hoofs it from the fray. On the way back he says to himself, "I am not a horse. I an The Horse" and starts returning to the fight. About halfway back he says "neigh way" and runs away and spends the rest of the fight becoming brave then coawardly
me: LOL he just runs back adn forth?
Bryan: yeah he just starts glitching
me: I SHALL ATTACK! but i just got a hooficure. NEVERTHELESS I AM SIR SNORTSALOT! yeah but i really don't want to stain my coat.
Bryan: but why a horse would decide to help on trash I do not understand
lol a hooficure
I'm coming! But first let me get my oats
me: that story is nerdy and delightful and i am full of glee
Bryan: but whatever, he is a courageous equine
me: quite!!
where does he come from?
is he yours?
Bryan: no he's ... ambient horse?
he's just chillin by the entrance
me: and is like, ooh these humanoids often carry carrots in their pockets. i shall follow them!
Mike: It's obvious why the horse would want to help
He needs to upgrade his saddle
or bridle
maybe new PURPLE horseshoes

total eclipse of the heart

me: What follows mass as the most popular activity in U.S. Catholic churches?
Mike: Sexual Molestation of young boys?

womanly curves

Bryan: When I see Dismas that sounds like what I'm getting Todd's mother for Christmas. "Todd's mama is so ugly, when she sits on the sand at the beach cats try to bury her. Yo, merry DISmas, b1tch!"

rothstein

Bryan: or see "Werner R (2005). A massage therapist's guide to Pathology. 3rd edition. Lippincott Williams & Wilkins, Pennsylvania, USA." for information about how they are linked with connective tissue degredation

That does not sound like a reputable source of information does it?

Bryan: That's like The Strippers Guide to ROTH IRA Accounts