schadenfreude

Bryan: LOL who slaps their knee
me: thigh, not knee
Bryan: sorry I was trying to talk at the same time

Bryan: I actually said "LOL who slaps their finances" but caught it before I hit enter

Your decimal system has played right into my hands!

me: bryan says i'm a dead snob about education, but marco thinks i'm completely justifeid so what do i know
Bryan: about education? (you want to laugh? I just typed edjucation)
I even tried to figure out where the j was supposed to go. Edu...j... no. Edgu? no Education... wait there is no j in there

queefster

"While this may be the first documented case of a serious vuvuzela injury, frequent tooters have already reported grossly swollen “vuvuzela lips.” "

Bryan: oh oh USA soccer hooligans outside are shouting obscenities at the foreigners
this will certainly end well

me: "hurr hurr my fat ass vaguely somewhat supports this soccer team once every year and our team is better than YOUR team, fatasses!

wait which team are we again NO MATTER, WE ARE THE CHAMPIIIIONS, MY FRIIIIENDS"

Bryan: LOL
that's pretty much what it sounds like but add more sudden changes in topic
me: " AND WE BEAT YOU IN 'NAM, TOO "
Bryan: it's calmed down out there, now it is just occasional muttering and a "fuckin' U S A, man" every so often
me: me: i love people who bring up eons-old wars about it, too
"HURR! TAKE THAT, MING DYNASTY SUPPORTERS!"
"BLOODY ROMANS JUST THINKING YOU CAN WALTZ IN AND TAKE OUR COUNTRY. WELL TAKE THAT "
Bryan: hahahah yeah romans ete domus, go USA!
me: "COLUMBUS, REPRESENT!"
Bryan: WOOOOOO Custer's Revenge! Take that India

he works from nine to five and then

Bryan: but then they put me on the girls team and then they got disqualified because I was not a girl, but I claimed to play like one
Bryan: I did feel uncomfortable because I didn't know if all the girls knew I wasn't a girl

because, you see, I had a ballerina skirt on

the perfect disguise

radio arabella

me: Folklore in the Mi'kmaq First Nation claims that the tides in the Bay of Fundy are caused by a giant whale splashing in the water.

Bryan: I always thought a fundy was either a kooky christian fundamentalist or a pair of underwear two people wore at once