the reading list

me: listen, dwayne
have you realized that nz has NO jobs?
monster has 6!
SIX
for all of nz
Dwayne: hahaha
its why i moved
u realize though that nz has 6 people
so there is a job for each of em
sorted

mourn the passing of the chipsticks

me: did i tell you i might have a fifth horse to train?
who knew this not-paying bidness would be so good!
Bryan: Wow if this keeps up, soon you'll be able to quit your normal job and work for free full time!

forever and ever, amen

me: like i really wish i had about 5 more beers on my desk
graham: leave some beer caps under your keyboard when you go to the bathroom next (is that how the beer fairies work?)

me: and angels like badonkadonks
Mike: It's in the Bible
/nod
the book of Mixalot, Chapter 6 verse 9
Mike: And yea sayeth Gabriel, I like big butts and I cannot say untruths.

hiding in the rain

me: it occurred to me the other day that i might be a bit sick, when i was giggling with glee and getting out my credit card for swastika panties
Robert: yes
though as my friend Laura would say
Those NAZIs were wrong - but they wore some great uniforms

swastika panties

Bryan: One of our customers, instead of forwarding me an email about something, took a screenshot of their desktop with their email client open and emailed me the screenshot

me: but these are the ones i want
http://aryanwear.com/girls-party-member-shorts-p-932.html?cPath=96_37_70
ahahahahahhahaahahaha
"today i'm wearing my swastika panties!"
graham: suprise your jewish BF!