Tuesday, March 23, 2010
prithee
Bryan: "2 hot dogs, cut into medallions"
any recipe that starts with this must be awesome
(monocle) have you tried the hot dog medallions m'lady?
Friday, March 19, 2010
Wii tennis arms
me: Lyndsay Young became a fan of I hate when i get hay in my bra.
Bryan: I hate finding hay in a girl's bra too
Especially if the reason is that my date is actually made from hay
Mike: I hate getting hay in my pants. Cause then when I have to go to the bathroom it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Bryan: Yeah they left to go get some c-c-c-c-c-cocaine and I said I wouldn't be there when they got back
So it is nice to see that I can still attract reputable broads
-- Widescreen 16:9 format, native resolution 1280x720, accepts input up to 1920x1080i.
-- Technology is LCD Projection, user-replaceable lamp.
-- Dimensions 48.3 x 35.2 x 17 inches (W x H x D) supposedly 113lbs but I can tell you it weighs less than my girlfriend.
-- Inputs 3x Component, 2x Composite/SVideo, 1x HDMI on the back / 1x VGA, 1x Composite/SVideo on the front, SD Card slot for viewing photos of your girlfriend.
-- Built in tuner ATSC/NTSC/QAM w/ CableCard slot, but good luck getting an NTSC signal since the digital switch.
-- Built-in speakers so you can hear your MTV or whatever you kids these days watch.
-- Panasonic "universal" remote. Batteries included too for your 3V AA pleasure.
-- Original printed manual featuring your choice of language, as long as that choice is English.
Bonus! I'll also throw in a Logitech Harmony 520 universal remote, the remote so nice it makes you want to slap your mama.
-- Programmable over USB (cable included) and the power of the Internet to work with all your current devices.
-- Activity-based operation is not like the remote that came with your cable box, your parents will actually be able to turn on your TV when they visit.
-- Has buttons on the front, battery door (4x AAA, not included) on the back.
-- Lights up, LCD screen, 4 hard buttons around the LCD.
Double bonus (holy smokes!)
-- 6ft HDMI v1.3 cable to get you started.
You come pick it up. Cash only. No I will not take a 3rd party check for more than the sale price and give you cash, unless you are President Motubo of Zimbabwe.
Bryan: haha remember those siemens with the half priced helix from yesterday?
well they just called and offered an even better deal
Bryan: "The customer *needs* Helix"
Me: that's what I hear, but it costs X
"I know but they're not going to pay for it, but they really need it. So can you just do it as a favor for us instead?
So now we've gone from 1/2 price to absolutamente gratis!
Bryan: I want to write copy for VS because it seems like a pretty easy job that you can do with those refrigerator magnets that have words on them if you buy the "sexy, flirty, strechy, lacy" expansion pack
Bryan: And keith just came to me and casually said: "Hey you know how you're not doing anything? Well wouldn't it be nice if Helix could make and transmit PDF files?"
Bryan: It would also be nice if it had an MMORPG inside it that hospital people could play and we could collect subscriptions
Bryan: I'm going to Orlando to hang out with my sister and her dumb kids this weekend
me: oh god
Bryan: yeah pretty sweet eh?
me: happy birthday, listen to some screaming!
why did you agree to that!
Bryan: on the plus side I'm one year older now so maybe I'll die soon
Bryan: yeah mount means to melt the butter while whisking on and off heat so it never gets to simmer or else all the acid makes the sauce turn to a motherfucking greek tragedy
Bryan: I hate finding hay in a girl's bra too
Especially if the reason is that my date is actually made from hay
Mike: I hate getting hay in my pants. Cause then when I have to go to the bathroom it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Bryan: Yeah they left to go get some c-c-c-c-c-cocaine and I said I wouldn't be there when they got back
So it is nice to see that I can still attract reputable broads
-- Widescreen 16:9 format, native resolution 1280x720, accepts input up to 1920x1080i.
-- Technology is LCD Projection, user-replaceable lamp.
-- Dimensions 48.3 x 35.2 x 17 inches (W x H x D) supposedly 113lbs but I can tell you it weighs less than my girlfriend.
-- Inputs 3x Component, 2x Composite/SVideo, 1x HDMI on the back / 1x VGA, 1x Composite/SVideo on the front, SD Card slot for viewing photos of your girlfriend.
-- Built in tuner ATSC/NTSC/QAM w/ CableCard slot, but good luck getting an NTSC signal since the digital switch.
-- Built-in speakers so you can hear your MTV or whatever you kids these days watch.
-- Panasonic "universal" remote. Batteries included too for your 3V AA pleasure.
-- Original printed manual featuring your choice of language, as long as that choice is English.
Bonus! I'll also throw in a Logitech Harmony 520 universal remote, the remote so nice it makes you want to slap your mama.
-- Programmable over USB (cable included) and the power of the Internet to work with all your current devices.
-- Activity-based operation is not like the remote that came with your cable box, your parents will actually be able to turn on your TV when they visit.
-- Has buttons on the front, battery door (4x AAA, not included) on the back.
-- Lights up, LCD screen, 4 hard buttons around the LCD.
Double bonus (holy smokes!)
-- 6ft HDMI v1.3 cable to get you started.
You come pick it up. Cash only. No I will not take a 3rd party check for more than the sale price and give you cash, unless you are President Motubo of Zimbabwe.
Bryan: haha remember those siemens with the half priced helix from yesterday?
well they just called and offered an even better deal
Bryan: "The customer *needs* Helix"
Me: that's what I hear, but it costs X
"I know but they're not going to pay for it, but they really need it. So can you just do it as a favor for us instead?
So now we've gone from 1/2 price to absolutamente gratis!
Bryan: I want to write copy for VS because it seems like a pretty easy job that you can do with those refrigerator magnets that have words on them if you buy the "sexy, flirty, strechy, lacy" expansion pack
Bryan: And keith just came to me and casually said: "Hey you know how you're not doing anything? Well wouldn't it be nice if Helix could make and transmit PDF files?"
Bryan: It would also be nice if it had an MMORPG inside it that hospital people could play and we could collect subscriptions
Bryan: I'm going to Orlando to hang out with my sister and her dumb kids this weekend
me: oh god
Bryan: yeah pretty sweet eh?
me: happy birthday, listen to some screaming!
why did you agree to that!
Bryan: on the plus side I'm one year older now so maybe I'll die soon
Bryan: yeah mount means to melt the butter while whisking on and off heat so it never gets to simmer or else all the acid makes the sauce turn to a motherfucking greek tragedy
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