Thursday, October 22, 2009

h1n1

Bryan:

Siemens: Hopsital X is complaining that their interface is not working

Me: Hopstidal X isn't one of our customers

Siemens: Ok but I can't even find the Helix service to try and restart it

Me: They're not one of our customers

Siemens: It this HL7? Can you tell if you're getting ADT?

Me: They... they don't have our software. WE're not getting anything because we're not installed there

Siemens: So can you call their IS department and tell them you're not getting anything?

/facepalm

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

pee funnels

Brian: We went to a movie last night!
It was that one with Gerald Buttler.
And I was sitting right in the middle of the isle.
With a popcorn and a big coke!
And I guess you can see where this is going!
But I was just gonna hold it, but then something really sudden and surprising happened on screen. And I was like "Oh god if that happens again!" So I had to climb over everyone.

me: oh i frequently have a grotesque smile in on my face in exultant glee while clapping my hands together and wheezing

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

time is high

Bryan: "Will cross nicely with your horses or donkeys."
wtf does that mean?
"You can let your donkey bloit it"
me: yes
Bryan: that's an unappealing thought. Like selling an orangutan and mentioning that it could blow you

Monday, October 19, 2009

mr. sandmaaaaan

Brian: Guiena pigs don't get normal carrots?

Thursday, October 8, 2009

hotel under the sun

Brian: That's what they say to rude-ass horses, didn't you know?
"You raised in a house, son? Run when I tell you!"